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Welcome to my field of existance. I shall be the Frolosopher leading you. II'm a mellow soul with a funky twist, that tries to say righteous, get the gist? Not here to harm, or start shit, but if something needs to be said, I won't quit. Right is right, and wrong is wrong, but I'm no judge, nor jury; So while you're here in my space, know you'll be shown no fury. And hopefully the world will lose its bias, till then, hakuna matata, momentai, Stay Righteous. ☮♈™
The fro is fly and the mind is free
So sit and listen to my Frolosophy
40. 73. 81.


40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
“Without a doubt. That shit is the mad notes. I mean, how fucking powerful is your brain? Powerful enough to give you the best orgasm you’ve ever had! It’s the best ‘look ma no hands’ you’ll never actually say and be sorta ashamed of for a little. In other words, hell to the fuck yeah.”

73. Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated?
“In terms of sex, I’d have to say the under the caboose out in the park next to city hall. Sucked man. Masturbated would have to be in the middle of my fifth..? No sixth grade class whilst watching a movie. I think some chick named Alana was getting eaten by a lion in Africa? I stood up and got Kleenex too with my hoodie covering me. That shit was hilarious before, during, AND after.”

81. What are your favorite positions?
“I enjoy closeness, like intimacy. The lotus position which is pretty much sitting on the partners lap. I don’t know, I like it. Also against a wall. Mmmyeah. I’ve got a few more, but I’m gonna save em like a Kung fu master with his moves.

Get it?
Cause they don’t show all their moves unless they need to use them?
Cause-
Fuck it.”

frolosopher:

Special snowflakes lol.

That was sad. People are just looking for a reason to talk mess aren’t they?

space-revolutionary:

frolosopher:

space-revolutionary:

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

frolosopher:

Special snowflakes lol.

Pretentious assholes lol

Ableist pretentious assholes lol.

I hate those man.

Yes you are? Because the use of the term “special” is meant to mock developmentally disabled people…

I’m sorry, What post are you reading?

Because last I checked I put three words in my post.

You have zero idea in what way, context, or thought I posted it, but you assume I was talking about disabled people.

So I think it’d be your problem, since you saw the word ‘special’ and thought ‘disabled’ as that is one of the farthest things from that post.

And if you had simply asked what I had meant, maybe you could have saved your hands the typing.

And no, as the word special is just that, a word, I’m not going to stop using it because maybe someone uses it like that. Sorry, there are no word police, so I’ll use it my way. Which is, Special Snowflake When someone claims to be a gender or sexuality they are not for attention.

In case you don’t understand, this would probably assist people who were those genders or sexualities, as they wouldn’t have someone who isn’t, making statements and parading around as if they were the same.

And I feel I need to reiterate. I put three words down. Three. Your connotation of my words, is simply that. YOUR connotation. What YOU assume I meant. And you struck out a little worse by not even asking me to clarify, but just going ahead and saying I’m an ass.

Assuming makes an ass out of you, I’m sure you’ve heard before.

  #did you even try    #or did you just jump at the first word    #cause that's what it sounds like    #do you have a problem with the word special    #we're all special in the eyes of The Lord    #so put that in your dance and groove with it  

frolosopher:

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

frolosopher:

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

frolosopher:

Special snowflakes lol.

Pretentious assholes lol

Right? Both are just hilarious.

Actually no I was calling u a pretentious asshole lol

Oh, that weird, because what I consider a…

I don’t think I was defining anyone’s gender.

Not to mention, wouldn’t you be the one assuming my experiences, Even though this started out with three words?

Three Words.

Who’s assuming again?

Question. You say you're not making fun of people with "legit genders and sexualities", so what do you count as an illegitimate gender or sexuality?

Anonymous

Wow.
An actual question.

One second, I need a minute.
This doesn’t happen too much, so let me congratulate you simply for asking.

What I consider illegitimate genders are things that are imaginary, impossible, unprovable, or are untrue due to the fact of them using it as a scapegoat for attention.

There are no specifics.

But thanks for actually asking.

underweartuesday:

Do the tmi Tuesday thing.

Ask me the things.

Tmi this Tuesday.

Do.

A year ago,
I still knew what was up.  #timehop

A year ago,
I still knew what was up. #timehop

  #timehop  

milindso:

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

frolosopher:

Special snowflakes lol.

Pretentious assholes lol

What is going on

I think they think I’m making fun of people with legit genders and sexualities. So I’m not sure they understand either.

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